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The Lusty Vegan: What to Do When Your Sex Rhythms Aren’t Aligning

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I’m not talking about thrust speed here, I’ll let you hash that out on your own. I’m talking about when one of you is a morning boner, and the other is a night…uh…noodler? Continue reading

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The Lusty Vegan: Get Out Of My Shower

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Sometimes you just want to shave your damn armpits without anyone breathing over your shoulder. Continue reading

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The Lusty Vegan: 3 Tips for Approaching Strangers in Public

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Here are a few tactics you can use to engage strangers when out in public. Continue reading

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The Lusty Vegan: Stop Trying to Change Your Omni Partner. No Really. Stoppit.

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Say it with me: I can never change the person I am with. I should not expect my partner to change because I want them to. The only person I can change is myself. Continue reading

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The Lusty Vegan: Cohabitation, Meet Collaboration

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I have written about cohabitation before; I tried it once in a past relationship, it didn’t work out, and the whole concept made me skittish. Where do you go when you’re having a bad day and want to be by yourself so you can cry for no reason without someone asking you what’s wrong? One can only sit in the bathroom for so long before they are randomly gifted Metamucil, “just because.” Continue reading

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The Lusty Vegan: Jealousy, the Anti-Romance

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while mild jealousy is normal, insane jealousy does nothing but ruin otherwise good situations. It won’t change your partner’s behavior, but it will stop you from sleeping and make you cry all the time—two things that make you look bloated and ugly. Continue reading

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