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The Lusty Vegan: The World Would Be Better If Everyone Masturbated

Zoe Eisenberg, August 10, 2012
I propose National Bring Your Toy to Work Day. (Image from rawstory.com)

If it’s kosher for people to take several smoke breaks a day at work, why can’t we take masturbation breaks? No one ever got lung cancer from flicking their own switch. Continue reading →

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The Lusty Vegan: So Men Fake Orgasms Too? Big Deal!

Zoe Eisenberg, August 3, 2012
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I wish that no one was faking orgasms and that everyone was having real orgasms all the time, but I also wish the entire men’s Water Polo Team woke me up every morning by coming into my bedroom and serving me up a steamy hot…er…latte. Continue reading →

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The Lusty Vegan: It’s Prime Time…for Sex?

Zoe Eisenberg, June 1, 2012
I really WILL be better when I'm older!

Pfft, way to mislead me, Samantha from Sex in the City. You bitch.
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