Tag Archives: Rude Rabbit Food

Rude Rabbit Food: When I Spiralize Zucchini

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Some foods look like male genitalia. And some kitchen appliances could be misused as torture devices for male genitalia. That’s the joke. Okay, maybe it’s not so much a joke as an idle threat. Continue reading

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Rude Rabbit Food: When I Procure a Watermelon

Picking out a watermelon is like having a child, or so I’ve heard. You go to the grocery store and locate the pile of watermelons. You turn each one over, inspect it for bruises, knock on the outside to hear if it’s hollow, maybe even shake ’em a little bit. Finally, you find the perfect one. You cradle it in your arms, look at it with eyes filled with instant love, and eventually take it home. It’s exactly like having a kid. Continue reading

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Rude Rabbit Food: When My Family Goes to Cici’s Pizza and All I Can Eat There is Salad

People tell me I’m overdramatic. I prefer the term “selectively passionate.” You’ve read the title of this post so you can make your own decision. Between protecting the environment, advocating for women’s rights, and collecting Anne Hathaway’s tears, I somehow still find time to fight for our right to vegan pizza. Continue reading

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Foodie Tuesday: A Foodie’s Farewell

This may be the hardest “Foodie Tuesday” I’ve had to write because it’s my last. Before I go, I’d like to reflect on my time here with some of my favorite Foodie Tuesdays. Hold on tight, y’all, because we’re going way back… Continue reading

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